Venom: Eyes! Lungs! Pancreas! So many snacks, so little time!
Get hard (2015)
Rita Lewis: What reason did you give to him, to assume you went to jail?
Darnell Lewis: I was being black!
Rita Lewis: You’re not exactly a thug, Darnell!
Darnell Lewis: All I got to do is talk a little deeper. “Hey, bitch, don’t walk away from me!”
Rita Lewis: [slaps Darnell] What the hell did you just say to me? What is wrong with you?
Darnell Lewis: [crying] Stop, stop! What is that?
The School of Rock (2003)
Dewey Finn: “I have been touched by your kids… and I’m pretty sure that I’ve touched them.”
[the previously calm classroom erupts into chaos]
Private Hudson: “Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”
Private Vasquez: “No. Have you?”
Talladega nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ricky Bobby: “Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
The Shawshank Redemption (1994).
Red: [narrating] “Andy Dufresne – who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.”
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Jim Gordon: “I never cared who you were…”
Batman: “And you were right.”
Jim Gordon: “…but shouldn’t the people know the hero whot saved them?”
Batman: “A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.”
[takes off in the Bat]
Jim Gordon: “Bruce Wayne?”
The life of Brian (1979)
Brian’s mother: “He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!”
Terence Fletcher: “There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.